Я все подписан на рассылку с американскими анекдотами. Там всегда по пять штук. И вот сегодня три из пяти не смог перевести [smile :(] Вернее понять.[b]Christmas In Heaven[/b]Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who SHOULD go to hell – but because it’s Christmas, he’ll let them into heaven if they have something representing the holiday with them. One of the guys has a Christmas ornament, and gets let in. Another guy has pine needles on his shirt, and gets let in. The third guy pulls out a pair of panties. “How do those represent Christmas?” asks Peter. “These are Carol’s.” [b]Ten Cows in Your Basement[/b]Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party! [b]The Leaning Tower of Pisa[/b]Did you hear the Italian Government is going to put a clock on the Leaning Tower of Pisa? They figure what good is the inclination, if you don’t have the time.
