Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Saint Augustine)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. (Ian L. Fleming)