Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. (Albert Giacometti (sculptor))

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Saint Augustine)

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)