Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)